People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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How about that airline food?

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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