- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A guy walks into a bar

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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