- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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