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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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