Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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