Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Dumb

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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