- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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