why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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women's rights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

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