What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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