- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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