- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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