- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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