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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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