- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Women's rights.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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