What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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