10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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