A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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woman's rights

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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