A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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