- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

[Insert anti-joke here]

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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