Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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