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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Yes

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Blacks

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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