Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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