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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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