Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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