Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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