Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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PENIS that is all

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Anti Joke

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