roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Drew Knowles is gay

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

knock knock? come in

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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