What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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