- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

no really what are ur names?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

WNBA

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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