- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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