- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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