why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Knock, knock. Come in.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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