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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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