- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Gustavo Andrade

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

hey guys im gay

roses are red poo is poo

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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