- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Get on the boat.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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