- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

good looking women

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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