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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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