- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

My cat just died.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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