. . I am a whale

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A woman walks into a bar.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what did one computer say to the other .........

Eric is gay Ha

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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