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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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