America

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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