- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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