- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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