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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

I have read the terms and conditions

what goes boo a sock

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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