what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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womens rights

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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