Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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