- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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