- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

GOODBYE

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

No antijoke here.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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