- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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