what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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su algato es en fuego

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Nickelback

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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