"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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