- Anti Joke

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS