A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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