- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

My spelling is horrible

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

No your aunties a joke

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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