A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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