- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

knock knock i have diarrhea

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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