What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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