- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

haha Otarts was here

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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