a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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