What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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