- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

what do you call obama a dumbass

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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