- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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