- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Women's professional sports

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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