- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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