- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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