- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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