Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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your mum

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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