- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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