why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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