Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

i like turtles

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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