- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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