dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

i like turtles

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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