- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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