- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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