- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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