Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

asians have slitted eyes lol

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

ever tried african food? they neither

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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