How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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guess what what ...

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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