What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

someone called someone else a frog

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Coldpaly is a good band

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

I dont have a girlfriend

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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