- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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