Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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