- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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