- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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