- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rent a cops

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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