Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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