Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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