- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A seal walks into a club.

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