- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Hello

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!