- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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