- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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