- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a police station

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Knock knock.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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