homosexual rights to marriage

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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