What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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