what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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