Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How you know when dislextic

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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