Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

CAVE JOHNSON.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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