Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Japan

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Men's rights

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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