- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

civil rights

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How old are you? 7

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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