Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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