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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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