Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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