- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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