- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what>? your mum lol

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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