A muslim walks out of a plane.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti-jokes are funny.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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