whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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