- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A gay man watches football.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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