- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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