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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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