- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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