- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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