- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

rocky is here again.......................

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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