Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Faithful men.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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