- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did you poop because you are a poop

I am a mime

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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