- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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