- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??