- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

George W. Bush

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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