an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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