- Anti Joke

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.