hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Anti Joke

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