today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...