why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Anti Joke

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