- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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