- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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