A praying mantis is very graceful

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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