Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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I'm rick james bitch

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Anti Joke

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