What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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