How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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