You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Justin Bieber

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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The New York Giants

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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