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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Sam Hengal.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

123 f*ck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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