- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Men's rights

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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