- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.