- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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