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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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