- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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