- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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