- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Neither did she.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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