- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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