- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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