Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Sex education in Texas,

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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