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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Where would canada be without nature? still here

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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