How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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PENIS lol

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Atheism

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Anti Joke

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