- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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