A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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