Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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