What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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