- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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