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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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