What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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