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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A guy at a baseball game....

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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