Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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