- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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