- Anti Joke

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.