Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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