- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

This is a joke.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Anti-jokes are funny.

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