- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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