Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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the WNBA.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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