- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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