So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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