An Irishman walked out of a bar

every cloud has a silver lining

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Hej Erik och Leo!!

read this sentence again.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Happy Monday!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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