Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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