How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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My mom

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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