there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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deez nuts

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Anti Joke

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