- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

richard is fag

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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