- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

so...um, yeah

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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