What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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