- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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