- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Potassium? K.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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