your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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