- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

A hill billy went fishing

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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