How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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deez nuts

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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This is an anti-joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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