Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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