- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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