This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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eoin burgin is fat

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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