Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Anti Joke

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