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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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