- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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