- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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