- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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