- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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