Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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