- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A women left the kitchen.

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