- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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